Monday, February 28, 2011

Temporary Whiteness of Winter





Winter white out, ... Pure Florida style.





Glowing in the last few minutes of daylight, these white pelicans were resting on a shelly sandbar near North Key.



I do love the fact that they visit here.


They are a temporary seasonal gift of white ... like ice, snow , and sleet.


We could not resist them, so we turned the boat, shut the motor and let the wind drift us past this tiny bar covered in white.
Watching these pelicans seemed like a great way to burn off the last rays of a setting sun.



I've said it before on this blog, but I love pelicans for allowing me to "suspend reality" for a moment and visualize the pterosaurs of long ago.



I picture shorelines millions of years ago covered with quarrelling pterodactyls, while others snatch fish from the surface of the Western Interior Seaway.


I can see it so vividly with a little help from my Pelican lenses.

Call it pelican induced hallucinations ... or just call it weird, but I can see it so clearly in the presence of pelicans.



A few days later, while seeking contact with redfish, Captain Denny and I came across this flock of white pelicans and cormorants feeding together.

The photo above is a tiny cropped portion of this magnificent raft of birds.







What a sight.


Fleeting like snow, sleet, and ice.


But more real ...

... from where I float.









Saturday, February 26, 2011

Stingray Chatter


Oops.
You are not a redfish.


No, I am not. Now would you please remove your stinger from my snout?

Sorry, I was hoping for a redfish.

YOU were hoping for a redfish? Yet, you let your bait soak on the bottom, still, and lifeless?

I was eating a sandwich ... sorry, Mr. Cranky.

Mr. Cranky? Yes, I suppose I am a wee bit cranky ...MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOUR STRANGE CURVED STINGER IS STUCK IN MY LIP?!!!

Oh yeah, hang on a sec, I'm going to have to hoist you up here into the air for a moment to extract that. I promise to release you ASAP.

I'm going into the ice chest, aren't I? This is it for me ... dang ... it's mating season ... just my luck.


No, really. I promise I will let you go. Just come on aboard for a moment.

OMG! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?

Chill dude, I just want to take a few pictures of your "privates" to post on the internet.

WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Relax. It's just for educational purposes. I want the PF readers to know a boy stingray when they see one.

Well ... okay then, but make it quick.

Done. Now roll over ...

OMG.


Hold still, I just need a shot of your stinger.
And DO not whip that into my flesh.
Been there, done that and it makes me very angry ... and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Bad things happen to stingrays who sting me.
You get my point?

Okay, Okay, but let's get this over with ... my mouth's a little dry.



All done, back you go.

They are never going to believe this down at the oyster bar.

Postscript:

That's pretty much how it went. Stingrays can be pretty talkative as fish go.

If you go back up to the picture of his white ventral side, those long extensions are claspers. Male sharks and rays use claspers to mate internally. A groove in the clasper transfers sperm into the female.

The sharks and rays are about the easiest fish to sex due to the very obvious claspers on males.

The stinger shot is a little soft. Sorry. I was hurrying since the poor thing was out of the water and forgot to push macro. It's a serrated modified scale with venom glands.

... HURTS like ... well, I'm not allowed to say on this family safe blog. It's pretty incredible though, very impressive, unforgetable, and way more OUCHIFUL than catfish pokes.

If you noticed the hole in his head behind the eye, ... that beautiful sharky eye, ... the hole is a "spiracle".

It's a way of getting water to your gills when your mouth is usually against the muddy bottom.

Very clever.

If you choose to handle one, keep your hands and body away from the pointy end.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Return Of Laya (best hen ever)

Where to begin?



First a confession ... I hid what I thought was a sad event from you.

About six months ago, the best hen ever, Princess Laya, went missing from my free ranging banty band of birds.



There were 3 roosters and Laya.

They all seemed to have mastered the art of surviving free, where many others had not.

Every night they roosted at the very tops of my very high oaks to avoid coons and other predators ... like the neighbors' cats.



Then, early last fall, Laya failed to show up in the yard.

Not to worry, because she would disappear for long periods when she was nesting.



But then, months went by without any sign of her. There had been some midnight squawking and twice the roosters had been on the ground near the house at night, so I figured something was hunting them and it seemed Laya had fallen victim to the predator.



A stray cat went to the pound, a raccoon went down the road, but in my heart, it was all to late for Laya.



I was aggravated, because she had been such a chick producing trooper.

I hid this news by not sharing it here on PF.



(I knew Dani would take it hard)



In the meantime, the 3 roosters disappeared just recently. I heard one of them crowing from the woods beyond my property a few weeks ago and I figured that the boys were ranging farther for food or had shacked up with the neighbors.



I can't see my neighbors, but I had heard Guineas and ducks through the trees, so it made sense that maybe my boys were freeloading there.


Last weekend, Mrs. FC said she had seen a strange chicken in the yard, that was not one of the boys.

Hmmm.

Neither of us considered that it might be Laya, since in our minds, she was dead.






BUT SHE WASN'T!!!!!


The rascal!
She's not talking about where she's been or what she's been doing for the last 6 months.
She is definitely back though.
How neatly wonderful is that?



Speaking of wonderful things ... these are baby datil peppers and yowza! ... the germination rate is spectacular!

Thank you to all who have ordered seeds so far. I feel pretty confident you will have similar germination success.

I still have plenty of seeds if you have a hankering for the delightful, delicious, devilishly hot Datil.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Moving A Small Palm Tree While Wearing A GoPro Camera On Your Head



I did get this baby planted closer to the house, in a sunnier spot. Hopefully he will thrive in a better location.

Pindo Palms first caught my eye about 15 years ago, when I noticed kids outside of my classroom throwing chunks of brick.


My first thought was, "The revolution has begun! Must hide!"


Of course, this was pre-Twitter, pre-Facebook, and pre-Cellphone, so I was wrong about that.

It wasn't a popular uprising.

It turns out the kids tossing bricks were just trying to knock down the ripening orange fruit of the pindo palm that stood outside my class.
Every time a brick struck the fruit bearing frond above, the kids would scramble for the dropping fruits, while avoiding the descending brick.


It was a case of gravity providing both sustenance and an adrenaline rush.

After the kids had their fill, I went out and tossed the brick chunk myself to gather a few fruits.
They tasted like loquats to me and as I chewed, I thought about the primeval scene I had just witnessed ... and then participated in.

... Primates tossing rocks at fruit bearing trees to gain food.

How many millions of years had scenes like that played out ... and here I was, a primate in Wrangler jeans and a Polo shirt recreating what might have been man's first use of a tool.

Fascinating.


I kept the seeds from those fruits and planted them at home, where they sprouted and grew into pretty nice palms. They are not native, but are cold hardy like our native sabal palms, so Pindos are a good choice for Nawth Florida.

Just be sure that where you plant yours is where you mean for it to stay, so you don't wind up wrestling one like I did.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Sara N. Dippity Dolphin Style




Ah, chance encounters ...

A short text message to my pal Captain Denny inquiring about a Cedar Key restaurant led to this magical dolphin interaction one day last week.


We (old roomie Dave and wife Tami) were driving out to have dinner at Cedar Key at a restaurant that Denny had recommended to me.

I texted, "Hey, where is the Pickled Pelican?"

Denny sent back the location and, " I'm at the boat basin. ETA?"

"10 minutes."

"See you then."

When we pulled up, Denny and his dogs were hanging out in his truck. His sleek, beautiful 24 foot Old Pro boat lay moored to the dock. He had been out test driving it.

"Ya wanna go for a boat ride before supper?"

And we did, of course.

I'll let the video do the talking on this post,...well most of it anyway, but how often do you head out for a dinner and then wind up taking an unexpected boat ride on an evening where the dolphins, a glass-slick sea, and a beautiful sunset come together in a perfect, magical marine mix.



The food was good too.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

What Seadogs Know


Seadogs know to pay attention to the captain and await orders.

Seadogs know how to pilot a boat away from safe harbor ... and back again.


Seadogs know there is no sleeping on your watch.


Seadogs know the way.
(This is Haley, and she wants to know ... where is YOUR intensity?)
She knows where hers is.

Seadogs know to always be alert and never trust the ocean.
Love it, but don't trust it.


Seadogs know the pleasure of salt spray on your nose.




Seadogs know a good snuggle is not to be missed.
These sea dogs are Captain Denny's companions. Haley is a the intense Brittany and Becky the cuddly Brittany/Retriever cross with the magnificent tail.
On a chance meeting two days ago, these seadogs pointed the way to a very special marine critter encounter.
More on that in the next post.
It's sunny, warm, and nary a breeze to ripple the waters of the Gulf Of Florida at the moment.
My kayak is calling me ... gotta go.





Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Sloughs of Whiting




I grew up in a multigenerational surf-fishing family who spent vast amounts of time on the beaches of St. Johns county, Florida.

My earliest fishing memories are all surf fishing ... we didn't have a boat until I was 13 or 14, and even then, most fishing trips were surf ones.

This is not a long nostalgic post about those times, but let me tell you, we lived on the beach for days at a time with my surfishing fanatic parents and grand parents and it was outstanding!

We weren't staying at any beach house or yet to be built (ugh) condo's ... we camped.

Nana and Papa had a camper trailer that they hooked to their JEEP. They would drive north along the Anastasia Island beach until they found a good slough, far away from the tourists who clumped near the beach entrance ramp.

There they would stay for weeks at a time while we grandkids rotated in and out in shifts. We lived like wild things and ... whoa ... this IS turning in to a long nostalgia post.

Not gonna do it. Nope.

So, anyway ... the video illustrates what we surf fishing fans call a slough. It's nothing more than a trough that forms between longshore bars. These bars build up parallel to the shore as the currents constantly shift sand from here to there.


Probably THE most delicious fish to come out of a slough is the hard biting, hard fighting peepsqueak called the "WHITING".

Having said that, please realize that the term "Whiting" applies to a host of other fish species and your whiting is not necessarily MY whiting.


The whiting down here is really a kingfish ... but not the kingfish in the mackerel family. That "Kingfish" is really a "King Mackerel", but everybody 'round here calls them either "Kingfish" or just "Kings".

Confused?

This is why we need those Latinerdy scientific names.

We would go bonkers without them ... or should I say, "DELIRUS ire placet sine."

Here in Pure Florida, our "Whiting" are two cousins ... either the Gulf Kingfish (Menticirrhus littoralis) or Southern Kingfish (Menticirrhus americanus).

Whiting love those sloughs and the chow that gets washed in to them... shrimp, sand fleas, tiny crabs. Whiting are not big fish, a two pounder is HUGE for whiting. If you are familiar with the more glamorous redfish, whiting look a little like mini-redfish without the coppery color or the tailspot.

The similarity is not coincidence, both reds and whiting are in the croaker/drum family, and both can be caught in a beach slough ... as can sharks, flounder, black drum, and pompano.
Of those other fish, only the flounder can compare with whiting for sweet fish goodness.

If I were going to get all nostalgic here, I would go on about the smell and taste of whiting only ten minutes out of the sea,dredged in cornmeal and fried by your Nana on a camp stove, on a beach long ago, in a Florida far way from this one.

But I am not going to get nostalgic over a fish and a depression between sandbars on a beach.

Nope.

Not gonna do it.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Evening On Waccasassa Bay


Above, my friend and fellow teacher, Captain Denny.

I say, "Captain", because Denny is also a Licensed Fishing Guide in the Cedar Key area.
Lucky me, I am the occasional guinea pig (his wife would say "chaperone") when he gets in the mood to go scouting or messing around on his own time.

Since my own boat, 'Summer School" is in need of a new engine, I always jump at the chance to go with Denny.

Saturday, our plan was to fish for redfish, (aka red drum, red bass, channel bass ...), during the last few hours of daylight.
After the sun set, we would try our luck at gigging sheepshead around the oystery rocks of Waccasassa Bay.


It was cold and a pretty stiff breeze out in the bay made the boat ride south from Cedar Key bouncy and nippy. The calm scene above is up a creek where the mud banks and tall spartina grass blocks much of the wind.

The wild coast in the background of that picture is part of Waccassassa Bay State Preserve. 30,000+ acres of wild, wet, wonderful Florida.



The dark lump is a dolphin hunting the shallows.
Dang this digital delay!!!!

There were three of them and they were half out of the water when we first saw them as they crossed a shallow bar.

So, I mostly missed them photographically, but let me tell you, they were real and they were spectacular.



I cropped the picture above. This entire oyster bar was covered in ... knots? dunlin? small brown and white shore birds?

... Yes, that's it ... help me out here Zick.

I like that scene because it shows that counter shading works not just in the air, but even when perched. I know they are easy to see in this zoomed and cropped photo, but passing by at a distance, it just looked like so many oysters.




Waccasassa Bay is a curvy bit of the Florida coast between Cedar Key and Crystal (not anymore) River.

There is almost no road access to it except for a boat ramp at Yankeetown and at the two cities mentioned above. The bay is shallow, rocky, and an eater of propellers ... which is why Denny chose his aluminum tunnel hull boat with a water jet propulsion system instead of a regular propeller.

This allowed us to creep into creeks with only a few inches bottom clearance.

We did not catch any fish, but I bet we saw a thousand or more wild ducks ... mostly scaup.

Flocks on the whipping bay surface, flocks cutting across our path at wave top level, and strings of a hundred or more cruising across the sky as the sun set.

I did not miss the redfish, because there was so much going on all around us.






The setting sun should have signaled the switch from fishing pole to gig, but the wind never laid down. The wind made gigging some supper completely out of the question.
With no calm water, we would not be able to see our targets (the waves diffuse the light), so we cruised slowly back to Cedar Key, enjoying the setting sun and the constant flocks of ducks.




Gulf afterglow.





Sunday, February 13, 2011

Dolphin Up A Creek

I was out on the Gulf of Florida last night fishing with my pal Denny. Our goal was to fish for redfish in the last hours of daylight and then do a little gigging.

We didn't come home all fishy smelling if you get my drift, but we did have a most excellent trip.
More on that Monday.

In the meantime, enjoy this brief dolphin encounter.


Friday, February 11, 2011

Pelicacaphony


Oh yeah. I love this one.

What follows is an unauthorized copy of the Peliterodactylican Flight Manual.

Step one: Get airborne.



Step Two: Flaps down, Airbrake over fish.





Step Three: Tuck in and plummet.




Step Four: Continue plummet procedure.






Step Five: Begin wing retraction to facilitate water entry.



Step Six: Streamlined water entry.




Step 7: Make a big splash.



Step 8: Gloat and rub in your success to your pal, Dexter.


"Did you see that last plummet, Dex ? Wow, I looked amazing. Caught a mullet too. You need a few plummet tips? Really, I don't mind showing you how it's done. "




Tuesday, the pelicans in St. Augustine Inlet were working a school of fish like a high school football team working a Golden Corral buffet.


A falling tide was funneling fish into a narrow kill zone and the pterodactyllic pelicans were taking names and kicking bass.


(That's fish humor right there)


In actuality they were probably after mullet, the "real" chicken of the sea.


It was pretty swooshsplashtacular with pelicans barely getting airborne before plummeting back into the sea after fish.

... and multiple plummets too! I was shooting like crazy and you can see from the over abundant selection of photos in this post that I had waaaay too many photos to choose from.


Although I was off Tuesday ... playing hooky to take my Dad to the doctor, my pelican time at the inlet came in handy back at work the next day.


It just so happens, I returned to school on Wednesday at a point in our Environmental Science class where the concept of "Canaries in the mind shaft" came up. We were watching a brief video called, "Coral Reefs, Canaries of The Sea" . I had a feeling today's kids might not know the canary in the mine shaft analogy, so I asked them, before the video, what that phrase meant.


Only in one of 4 classes, did anyone have an accurate grasp of the concept. I explained the history and the meaning of the phrase and then, with pelicans fresh on my mind, I gave them another example ... the DDT, pelican, eagle, osprey situation of my childhood.


Now, let me tell you, teenagers love it when you start out with, "Now, when I was a kid ..."


A few quick questions before I started the tale gave me this background info :


  1. They have never heard of DDT.

  2. They have never heard of Rachel Carson, or Silent Spring.

  3. They had no idea that the eagles, ospreys, and pelicans that they see routinely (in this county) were on the verge of extinction in the 1970's ... due to DDT.

Well, they can't say that anymore, because I gave them an earful, with the point being that dropping bird populations amounted to "a canary in the mine shaft" ... just like dying coral reefs


Too think, ... we almost lost this.
Thank you Eagles, Pelicans, Ospreys of the 60's and 70's.
We needed the warning.
And we heeded it for once. (GO US!)
The question is ... will the indoor-oriented, virtual world kids of today notice the next canary in the mineshaft?










Wednesday, February 09, 2011

You Say Pelicans, I Say Pterodactyls

Enjoy.


I'll have some still shots in another post.

Monday, February 07, 2011

Gopher A Little Closer


Nobody gets in to see the wizard, not nobody, not no how.


Even though I refer to him as "she" during the little video, this projection is a male "thang".

That "she" stuff is just habit when referring to the gophers on my property. Maybe it's because they cruise around here like little land ships and every ship is a she ... yes, I know that's stretching it a bit.




Another sign that "she" is really a "he" is this concave plastron.



Earth moving equipment.

This is a front end loader, the back legs are rounded and make you think of elephant feet.



So, what's the story behind these gopher shots?

I think, and I base this on unscientific casual counting of active burrows on my property, that I have about 8-10 adult gophers in the PFHQ gopherarium.


Young gopherlings show up every year, but they are even harder to spot on a casual walk, so there's no telling how many of them use PFHQ. Often it is Bear that finds them and brings them to me, unharmed, in his gentle Lab mouth.


Generally, I don't see them when Bear and I walk through this area. In the winter, they stay in their burrows for long periods of time. In the summer they are more active, but an encounter is still fairly uncommon.

On this particular warm day after a long cold spell, Bear and I came along just as this gopher was grazng about ten feet from his burrow entrance.


The gopher tucked in as Bear scooted him over the grass, pushing with his nose and trying to get a grip on the rounded shell.

I scooped up the gopher to get it away from Knucklehead and then snatched a few closeups of his parts while I was holding him.


I placed him on his "apron" and then dragged Bear back to the house.


When I returned, the gopher was still there, still mostly tucked in, and still not sure if the giant Slobberosaurus had gone.


It took him a while to make the decision to ... (forgive me) GOPHER it, but eventually he did.



I don't know how well they see. My guess is probably not very well. I was about ten feet away and he stared at me for some time before deciding it was safe to slip down his runway to safety





Ahhh, home sweet home.









Today, it is raining like crazy ... an all day rain ... and the temperature is dropping so I think I won't be seeing any gophers for a while.

Saturday, February 05, 2011

Datil Pepper Seed Starting Time


Here I am again. Patiently counting seeds out into tiny packages like some kind of drug dealer.
At least, that's what Mrs. FC says I resemble as I hunch over a bit of wax paper covered in precious datil pepper seeds from last summers crop.

I use a tooth pick to count and scooch the seeds into the tiny envelopes, but I still manage to get a few zillion Scoville units of datil essence on my fingers ... and last night on my eyelids.

That'll wake you up, let me tell ya.

When he did this, my Dad would have planted his a month ago in his greenhouse, but a lot of things got put on hold when Mom injured herself, so here I am, not too late, but later than normal.

Tomorrow I will plant a bunch of these seeds in a seed flat.

If you want some seeds, just send a "let's get FC's kids through college" donation in the form of $5 cash.
No checks please. FC is a pseudonym ... duh, and I really can't sign checks that way.

For your donation, you will receive a note with two datil recipes and at least 20 seeds. I try to count out 20 and then scooch in a couple extra.

They probably won't all sprout, but enough will. One or two bushes can keep you flooded in datils. After all, it doesn't take but two or three to put the ZING in a pot of chowder or pilau.

There is an ad at the top of the page to the left, but just for the sake of saturation ... the seed address is:

FC
POB 205
Otter Creek, FL 32683

Isn't Otter Creek just the prettiest name? There really is an Otter Creek that flows through the tiny settlement of the same name.
It's not one of those#$#%$@# developer created gated community marketing names that have no connection to anything real.
There are even otters in Otter Creek.
I occasionally see them lope across the road on the way to work.

Speaking of hot stuff ...have you ever tried Peri-Peri sauce? The chicken in the picture was browned in olive oil and then simmered in Peri-Peri.

The label says it is a product of Portuguese/African colonialism.
It had nice heat, nothing ferocious, just nice. The taste was vaguely familiar and it was my son who solved the mystery.

"It really reminds me of Taco Bell taco sauce."
He should know, he is a fan of the Bell.

Actually, he's right.

Friday, February 04, 2011

Fun Friday: Bear vs. The Ice Age Beast

At first glance, this video may seem staged, but here's the honest truth ... no, really, I mean it.

Weeks ago we had some company. In the mix of relatives were some delightful little girls who spent the day outside playing, getting dirty, using their imaginations, and generally just being kids.

One of the things (among many) that they "found" in the yard was a toy "that squirrelly critter" from the Ice Age movies.

You know the one who is always chasing the acorn?

It was in a pile of stuff that was scheduled to get tossed out, but they found it and apparently played with it.


I picked up after they went home, and I thought I had found everything.

I had not.

Unknown to me, the girls had discovered a barrel filled with gravel that sits buried up to it's neck by the edge of the woods. It used to be a component in a grey water system I designed, but it now sits, dormant, waiting for me to extract it.

Apparently their game involved tossing old toys into the barrel ... perhaps they were playing some kind of Maya cenote game ... I just don't know.

I do know this much ... in the barrel, along with tennis balls, an old toy horse, and some bits of lattice, they had tossed the old electronic Ice Age toy, "Scrat"( ... okay, I looked it up on Wiki and his name is Scrat and he's a 'sabertoothed squirrel".)

So, (are you still with me or are you down there watching the Bear video?) ... "Scrat" apparently got wet from some recent rains and activated himself.

When I stepped out to walk Bear on the day of the video, I saw a Barred owl fly up from the rim of the barrel.
He didn't go far, so I turned on the video feature of my Sony camera as Bear and I stepped off the porch.

What happened next is all on the video.

Up until the point where I could actually peer into the barrel, I thought I was going to find some real animal that had fallen in.
Between the owl's interest, Bear's obvious interest, and the weird sounds that were coming from the barrel, I thought sure I was going to find a baby 'possum, bird, ... SOMETHING flesh and blood.

But no, it was only a toy with an electrical short.







Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Pigeons? We Don't Need No Stinking Pigeons!


I saw this couple feeding ibis at a little park along US-1 (Gawd, I love US-1) while I was in Titusville for the Bird Festival.

Not only was it just my kind of loopy, quirky, Floridiosyncratic thing, BUT ... I was fascinated by the question ... "What do you toss to ibis?"

Mole crickets?
Earthworms?
Beetle grubs?

How about crushed peanuts?

When I asked the nice lady in the picture, she said it all started when they brought peanuts to feed the squirrels and the ibis joined in.

I never would have guessed that.
You won't see stuff like this at 75 mph on I-95.

This is just one reason I love old US-1 as it snakes along the east coast of Florida.


I hovered nearby and snatched some shots of the ibis as they impersonated pigeons.

Yo! Got peanuts!


Pinkacaphony!
Legs! Bills!
It's a pink thing.




Did I mention I love US-1?