Monday, November 14, 2005
The Truth About Who Really Writes Pure Florida
For sometime, I have suspected that my dog Flounder was blogging. He's been spending long hours around the computer and neglecting his squirrel chasing duties. Plus, there is always dog hair in the key board and nose prints on the monitor.
Anyway, apparently he's got this blog called Pure Florida. It's full of writing so inane, that anyone reading would probably suspect a dog as author, but I'm really convinced he's not just a "d-o-g". I mean, look at his alien green eyes and tell me that's how your dog looks when it's typing at the computer.
I have a sneaking suspicion that he might be an alien dog from the Sirius system, but that's been harder to prove. Especially since alien dogs have that mind zapper thing that ...huh, what was I talking about?
Posted by R.Powers at 6:30 AM