Monday, November 14, 2005

The Truth About Who Really Writes Pure Florida

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For sometime, I have suspected that my dog Flounder was blogging. He's been spending long hours around the computer and neglecting his squirrel chasing duties. Plus, there is always dog hair in the key board and nose prints on the monitor.

Anyway, apparently he's got this blog called Pure Florida. It's full of writing so inane, that anyone reading would probably suspect a dog as author, but I'm really convinced he's not just a "d-o-g". I mean, look at his alien green eyes and tell me that's how your dog looks when it's typing at the computer.

I have a sneaking suspicion that he might be an alien dog from the Sirius system, but that's been harder to prove. Especially since alien dogs have that mind zapper thing that ...huh, what was I talking about?

13 comments:

roger said...

woof woof arf grrrr.

pablo said...

I'm skeptical of this assertion. No dog I know would descend to using a PC, especially if it is Windows based.

That is a wonderful pose though. Dogs and sleeping children can show the world how to look relaxed.

Floridacracker said...

DPR,
Oh no, You too?!

Floridacracker said...

Pablo,
He's a dog...he's afraid of bitter Apple.

Thunder Dave said...

Too funny!
Although it does explain all the pictures/stories about dogs and chickens!

swamp4me said...

Good dog, Flounder!

Laura said...

Oh my, look how tired he is! I feel like that sometimes after I've been at the computer reading too many blogs!
Must Back Away From the Keyboard!

Zanne said...

That dog is pretty cute, probably needs his own TV show.

Hick said...

Hey! You're giving away our secrets. You had better stop or else.

You won't be warned again.

Signed,

Jazz the Wonder dog
Owner of Hick and Beemused in the Country.

Deb said...

Not exactly as I had pictured the author of Pure Florida...much more attractive! :p

Signed, Togo (they finally let me inside the house!) *woof*

Floridacracker said...

Hick aka Jazz, Deb aka Togo,
The mother ship will be arriving soon. You know what to do...arf!

Laura,
That is his, "I know I am not supposed to be in this chair, but I am sooooo cozy" look.

ThunderD,
You shold see the dogbone posts I keep deleting.

Zanne,
Do they have a tv show where the hosts sleep all day, eat constantly, scratch, and pass gas? Cause if they do he would be perfect.

Swamp,
You're just a sucker for a pretty face!

Duck Hunter said...

I guess the d-o-g made that mess around the desk area too?

Floridacracker said...

DuckHunter,
Well, it certainly wasn't me.