First, answer this riddle.
What do you call a goofy prisoner?
Try not to cheat!
ROFL ... no really, I am. Wait, what about this one ... What do you do with a dead physicist?
There, now I'm ROFL again.
So if you were just one element on the periodic table, what would you be?
I'm thinking Helium.
Being able to fly and talk like Donald Duck is really appealing to me.
Of course, being gassy and invisible might make social situations a challenge.
So, what about you?