Friday, June 13, 2008
Calling Jenny Craig
Man, thosssssssse eggsssssss were ssssssscrumptioussssss.
I'll just ssssssslip back out of here before that nutjob puppy Gumbo comessssss nossssssing around here.
Doessssss thisssssssss chicken wire make me look fat?
Be honesssssst ... I can take it.
Maybe I sssssssshould have sssssssssstopped at one egg.
Thank you kind ssssssssir for opening the gate. I'll jussssssssst be going now.
Thissssss issssss ssssso embarasssssssssing.
I can't wait to get home to the pump houssssssssse.
Almossssssst there ...
Home sssssssssweet home.
I found my pal the giant grey rat snake trying desperately to slip through the chicken wire with several egg shaped lumps in his midsection.
It just wasn't going to happen, so I opened the gate and let him slip out.
This is the same beautiful snake from the egg eating photos of a few posts back, but for some reason, he didn't crush them as he swallowed them this time.
The result was, he was too darned fat to leave the way he came in.
That almost happened to me once at an "all you can eat" fried chicken restaurant.