Thursday, December 24, 2009

Beary Christmas!



Shhhhhhh.

Bear is concentrating all his caninotelepathic powers to send you a Merry Christmas message.


He wants me to channel him as he has problems with the keyboard. I should be getting the message soon ...


... nothing yet ... hmmm, ... he may have exceeded his telepathic bandwidth allowance, and is being punished for 24 hours by Hughesnet CaninoTelepathic Services. If so he will only be able to send messages to me at slightly higher than dialup speeds ... something like 75 kesp's.


I can relate since I exceeded my Hughesnet Internet allowance yester ... Wait! Here it comes...


Bear says to tell you all, (even cats ... but not feral ones) Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. He wants you to know Flounder is doing just fine for an old, blind, deaf, wobbly, dog and will be enjoying his 14th Christmas this year.


I guess that's it ... wait, there's more ...


He's excited about the gravy prospects for this evening as there is a 24 pound turkey to be roasted this afternoon. (FC did not get any turkey sandwiches this Thanksgiving and that is not going to happen at Christmas.)
He's also really excited that all his kids will be home to wrestle him and shower him with adoration this Christmas ... plus, Max is coming over to play. It will be a Christmas dogapalooza and he can't wait.
Okay, I think he's done. Like the old Outer Limits show, he has returned control back to me. It gets weird having a telepathic dog, but what are ya' gonna do? We just love him and accept the fact that occasionally we will be under his influence.
I ( ...and this is FC ... I think ... what if ... naahhhh ...) hope this season brings you and yours joy and peace. It is peaceful here. The roosters are crowing, but that is about the only sound right now.
Today is already promising to be a spectacular Pure Florida winter day with sun, blue skies, and a delicious 55 degree temperature at this time.
I will be spending it here. There are some Christmas projects to finish in the wood shop, a turkey to roast later, and kids to tease.
And of course, Bear to wrestle.
And wrapping ... I said I would not be wrapping on Christmas Eve, but here I am with a closet full of secrets that need to be wrapped.
I need to get that done before supper, because I do not want to miss a moment of "A Muppet Christmas Carol" or " The Christmas Story" with my kids.
It is our tradition.
Merry Christmas to you all and thank you for stopping by Pure Florida during the year and sharing your comments with me.
And now, the woodshop calls me ... hohoho.

20 comments:

jojo said...

Merry Christmas FC! i hope you have a wonderful holiday complete with lots of turkey sandwiches. And save some for Bear!

Hugs to all your furry friends!

jojo

ImagineMel said...

Serena, Flora and Coronado wish all the dogs at your place a "Meowy" Christmas!! And we do too! (to the dogs and humans that is!)

robin andrea said...

Merry Christmas to you and yours, fc. Our kitty cat Bonsai said to say happy holidays to Bear. Bonsai thinks Bear is pretty cool, for a dog.

Anonymous said...

Hi FC,

Happy Christmas to you and the whole family (furry, feathery and otherwise)!

Patti

Anonymous said...

Christmas greetings from Cape Ann. I wish a wonderful holiday to the whole FC clan.
DougT

edifice rex said...

Merry Christmas and all the turkey sandwiches you can stand!

Dani said...

Merry Christmas FC and Family!

Deb said...

Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas. 55 degrees and sunshine sounds good to me!

myamuhnative said...

Merry Christmas FC!
Hope Santa brings you many fine things.
This morning he brought me two Diamondback rattlers and a Swainson's hawk.
Feathers and scales make fine xmas presents in my book :)

threecollie said...

Merry Christmas to you and the family, Bear, Flounder, Princess Leia and all.

lisa said...

Merry Christmas!

Vicki said...

You are my first stop this morning, to wish you and the Mrs. and the children and Bear and Flounder (and Stewie!) a very Merry and wonderful Christmas. And to thank you so much for the almost daily gifts throughout the year. You and your ilk keep my coming back for more in this blog neighborhood. Wishing you peace and all good things.

Pablo said...

Warm wishes and best regards coming your way, FC!

LauraHinNJ said...

Hope all your wishes come true this year!

kathy a. said...

merry christmas! cora and buddy asked me to ask you to give bear and flounder seasonal scritches.

cndymkr / jean said...

Merry Christmas Bear. And tell your humans you deserve extra hugs today (and everyday).

Cathy S. said...

Merry Christmas to you as well. Hope you had a wonderful day

rick said...

Hope yall had a Merry Christmas and thanks for your hard work on this site we enjoy it daily.And yes bear does have esp POWERS.

debbie said...

I hope that your Christmas was filled with family, food and fun . . . and laughter, lots of laughter . . . and dogs! Thanks for keeping us entertained and educated.

Floridacracker said...

Juat finished two turkey sandwiches and some dark chocolate kisses after returning from St.Augustine. Bear is exhausted and sleeping at my feet. Christmas was good.

Thank you all for the seasonal tidings! I do love your comments.
I'll have a fresh post up tomorrow.