Above you see the Detritus Processing Team at SaltMarsh Incorporated. They are a highly motivated group who take their job of eating mud seriously. It's the detritus in the mud that they are after of course. This is provided by another of our productivity teams, really the most productive team, the Spartina Grass Solar Collectors.
Today's post is not about them however. Today, we're all about mud eating.
We realize we are a little heavy on maleness here at Saltmarsh Incorporated and we are recruiting females constantly to break through that clay ceiling.
The Detritus Processing Team are shift workers. Our busiest time is low tide when acres of delicious detritus dotted deposits are desperately devoured. High tide is spent hiding from predators who come in with the rising waters. This is down time for the team and the best time to call if you have detritus processing issues.
Here Emma, the team productivity coach, is showing off one of our best workers ... although he's been a little overeager in the female recruitment area lately.
You can see more of us in the short video clip below.
Prepare to be boggled.