Friday, January 15, 2010
Chet The Smooth Ibis
He: "So, it's decided then, we are going to the lily pad slough for snails and crawfish."
She: "Yes, that's fine."
He: "It's this way."
She:"No, I believe this is the way to the slough."
He: "I KNOW it's this way."
She: "You could ask that heron for directions."
He: "I don't need to ask anyone for directions, I KNOW how to get there."
She: " You're just being stubborn, Bill."
He: " Bill? My name is Chet."
She: "CHET? Oh ... I'm so sorry, all you white ibis look alike."
He: "No, problem babe, ... you come here often?"
She: "Oh yes, we single girls flock to this place every evening."
He: "Soooo, where did you say this lily pad place is?"
She: " That way ... we take a right here and it's not far at all."
He: "Lead the way babe. You can tell me about yourself while we walk."
Posted by R.Powers at 4:54 AM