Monday, May 19, 2025

I JUST ORDERED A FORD MAVERICK! First New Vehicle in 22 Years!

    I haven't had a new car of my own since 2003. That is the year I bought my JEEP TJ, a vehicle I still use and love dearly. My intention is to never sell it.

    It could use some "rejuvenation,". I am exploring that option, but this post is about the Ford Maverick and the ordering process.

Ordering a Maverick was not my first choice, but after visiting Ford dealerships and hunting online I made the decision to order my truck.

    I had a very specific build in mind and was not willing to compromise on my desired features.

    This made the search much more challenging due to the extreme popularity of this clever new truck.

    More than once, a dealer contacted me with a "I think I found your truck" call, only to have it sold out from under me. (Okay, it wasn't really mine yet)

    Time was slipping away... 

I had already built MY Maverick online after all. The Ford Build and Price Maverick site was VERY easy to use. 

    So ... A week ago, I went to "Gary Yeoman's Ford Ocala dealership. I did a test drive in a 2025 Maverick that was a lower package than I chose. It was still useful. When the ride was over, I sat down with the salesman, wrote a deposit check for $700 and completed the order. This is "earnest" money basically.

    You can walk away from the order at any time. If the truck arrived at the dealer and, for some reason, you changed your mind, you get the $700 back. The dealership will just put it on the lot and sell it. 

    Here is my build:

1) 2025 Ford Maverick Lariat

2) Color: Velocity Blue

5) Automatic Continuously Variable Transmission

* 4K Tow Package ($745 option)


* Interior seats "Smoked Truffle"    

* Floor Liners, Front and Rear (without carpet) Mats ($135 option)




    Lariat® (501A) Equipment Group

Included

Lariat® (501A) includes all XLT (300A) Features:

 What is Ford Equipment Group 300A?

Ford Equipment Group 300A is a trim level code for XLT in Ford vehicles, which includes a set of standard features that enhance the overall functionality and comfort of the vehicle. This group of features provides a solid foundation for drivers who value convenience, safety, and technology. The Equipment Group 300A includes an advanced infotainment system, designed to keep you entertained and informed while on the road.

Some of the features included in the Equipment Group 300A on the Ford Escape, for example, belong to the Titanium trim level, which is the highest and most luxurious available on most model years. In addition to all of the standard, S, and SE features, you’ll also get 10-way power heated front bucket seats with driver’s memory, a 110V power outlet, ambient lighting, a 10-speaker Sony HD Audio system, and an auto-dimming rearview mirror. Other features include dual-zone climate control, high-gloss black finish on the center stack and window switch bezels, intelligent access with push-button start, a leather-wrapped steering wheel and shift knob, gloss black lower and upper grille, remote start, reverse sensing system, and a silver-painted roof rack, among other features.

It’s important to note that the Equipment Group 300A is a standard feature on some XLT trucks, but on others, it is offered as a $3,305 option. 

Plus:

2.5L Hybrid All-Wheel Drive (AWD)

19” Machined Painted Aluminum Wheels

Power-Sliding Rear Window

Bedliner – Tough Bed® Spray-in

ActiveX® Trimmed Bucket Front-Seats

Ambient Lighting

Dual-zone Electronic Automatic Temperature Control

B&O® Sound System by Bang & Olufsen® with HD Radio™ (8 speakers including subwoofer)

Heated Seats

Heated Steering Wheel

Power-Sliding Rear Window

Visors – Driver and Front Passenger – Illuminated

Wireless Charging Pad

Ford Co-Pilot360® Assist 2.0

Pro Trailer Backup Assist™

Pro Trailer Hitch Assist™


That's the deets! 

Now it's Hurry Up and Wait...




Tuesday, February 14, 2023

My Cool New Magicycle Bike Rack...NOT an unboxing video!


My new Magicycle Bike Rack came in! Assembly was pretty straightforward and the rack is just as beasty as the Magicycle Cruiser Pro bike that I own.

The video as promised in the title is not an unboxing or bit-by-bit assembly production.
Instead, the focus is on the features of the rack and how they work. 

I did get to use it yesterday at Lower Suwannee National Wildlife with my Cruiser Pro attached and it did great!  The heavy Cruiser Pro was totally secured at highway speeds and on the Refuge's unpaved roads and trails.
I even hit a few potholes and the bike barely jiggled.

If you are shopping for a Fat Tire bike, you may want to look into this one.

There is a sale going on right now...which is what made me go for this rack. The normal list price was $599.00, which I just couldn't love that much.

But, the current sale (33% off) and a discount code was enough to make me go for it.  I got it for $338. That is a very competitive price for such a solid well-designed rack.

The link to the folks at Magicycle is below:


Friday, February 03, 2023

Making An Outdoor Terrapin Habitat for Spike and Hermine !



This is the first of at least 2, and probably 3 short videos about my outdoor turtle habitat construction project. 

I have 2 Diamondback Terrapins (legal in Florida) that I have owned since they were only a little larger than a quarter.

Hermine is a few years older than Spike and both were found in the street by students of mine, who of course, brought them to me.

They have now grown too large for their current abodes, hence the "Project".

I will be adding predator protection, backfilling the pit seen in the video, landscaping, and aquascaping to include an island or two so they can exit the water and soak up some rays. Basking is important for their shell's health.

There will also be filtration, hoses, a pump or two, and if all goes as planned... Solar Power.

Enjoy and stay tuned for the next installment.
Cheers!
Raymond

Thursday, October 27, 2022

Moving A 10 Year Old "Flexible PVC" Garden Irrigation System


Now that I'm retired from teaching 5-6 DIFFERENT science subjects every day, I have time to rejuvenate and redo the garden. 

Changes are happening and this video covers one major change along with the side effects. 

Years ago, I turned a 16' x 16' FFA hog pen into my Datil Pepper nursery and grow-out area. By adding some higher fencing, I had a deer-safe spot to start and grow my Datils.

Fast forward to my installing DeerBusters deer fence around a much larger garden area (that includes the old hog pen area too), and now the old irrigation system needs to be repurposed.

So, I dug up the old flexible PVC pipe with sprinklers attached and wrapped it around my raised beds.
To do this, I had to trench around the beds to lay the pipe underground.

Unfortunately, this meant I had to remove the paver stone walkway that I had installed not too long ago along one side of the 25-foot-long raised beds.

Also, after the trenching, pipe install, and backfilling was done, I needed to tamp down and relevel the walkway path, BEFORE reinstalling the pavers.

It was a classic example of one thing leading to another, but in the end, it all worked out.
Now with one turn of a faucet, I can drench my raised beds.

As I write this, I am doing just that. I'll be planting turnips and other fall-winter crops in those beds today after everything is nice and moist.



Friday, October 21, 2022

THE NEW GOPHER REVEALED!


It took a day or two of setting the GoPro Hero 9 up on a tripod directly in front of the "New Gopher" burrow and using a timelapse setting to actually SEE the "New Gopher".

The burrow popped up about a year ago, but never in my many walks, even the stealthy ones, did I see the new burrow occupant.

I was really curious about this mystery gopher.

Even this gopher couldn't resist the infinite patience of a GoPro, set to timelapse and mounted at the burrow entrance.

Gotcha Gopher!


Monday, August 22, 2022

Tilapia Babies 2022


I tossed some flake fish food to my adult Tilapia yesterday as I walked around my various fish ponds and tanks. 
Nothing unusual about that.
The Tilapia share a 300-gallon livestock water tank with numerous Gambusia (Mosquito Fish).

As the food hit the water something new happened...

The water surface broke into zillions of interacting small rings, which at first I thought were the Mosquito Fish, but the feeding was way too frantic and energized. 

The tank is black plastic, which makes it challenging to see into the depths, so I submerged a white bucket to provide a better background for sleuthing these unknown ripple makers.

I was thrilled to see they were Tilapia fingerlings. I think I missed them prior to this because they were... A) tiny fry
 and B) invisible in the thick planting of the aquatic plant, "Anacharis".

I made this short video to share them with you. There is a bonus Pileated Woodpecker song at the end.





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Friday, July 08, 2022

2022 GOPHER TORTOISE BURROW SURVEY HERE AT PFHQ!

Here at PureFlorida HeadQuarters, we love our resident Gopher Tortoises. 

We worry about them too...

These gentle animals are having a rough time hanging on in Florida due to the loss of habitat caused by development. 

This week, they were on my mind so I took a focused walk around our property to count active gopher tortoise burrows. I'm happy to share the highlights of this tortoise survey and pleased to report that we have 9, maybe 10 known active burrows.

Lastly, we don't just protect our resident gophers. We give them space, manage the areas around their burrows to enhance their grazing opportunities, and even plant known gopher food plants close to their homes.

Mostly, we don't see the actual gophers,... just their burrows and sometimes their poo. (Which does not stink by the way).

When we do find one out grazing, we stop and watch, pinch ourselves for being so blessed, and go about our business without interfering in theirs.

I hope you enjoy the survey video below.

GOPHER TOROISE BURROW SURVEY!

Friday, April 01, 2022

The Weird Thing In The Pecan Hole

I thought I was just transplanting a tiny Pecan seedling...freeing it from it's rootbound pot.
But then, the shovel struck something hard beneath the sandy PFHQ soil

That's when it got weird.

Friday, June 04, 2021

THE WREN NEST RELOCATION VIDEO AND SUMMARY.

 Some thoughts on the events in this video ...


I think my effort in moving the Wren nest from my JEEP spare tire mount may have been a failure. I've been monitoring the nest whenever I'm out and about and I have not seen any of the usual back and forth you would expect with a nesting pair of Carolina Wrens.

I knew it was a gamble, but it seemed worth a try and I had wanted to mount a birdhouse on that volleyball pole anyway. 

For now, I'll let it be, in case I am wrong.  Once I am sure (as in accepting defeat), I'll clean it out and move it out to my garden... which is where I had planned to put it before the Wren-Egg-JeepTire-Emergency of 2021 happened.

We do what we can and ... wait for it ... "No Act Of Kindness Is Ever Wasted".

I truly believe that.



Tuesday, April 13, 2021

Sara N. Dippity Brings Me A Baby Florida Banded Water Snake

 Well, hey there cutie!

Last weekend was pretty stormy with rain, wind, lightning, and lots of warnings from the weather folks. I managed to garden in between storm events and at one point I decided to try another Powers Pond Turtle Cam setup... even if it was a grey rainy day.

So, during a pause in the crackalacka from above, I dashed down to the pond with a bait cage stuffed with old bread and some chicken bones. I staked it down as before, turned on the GoPro 5, and left.

It was storming pretty hard when my phone alarm went off signaling that the GoPro's battery should have run out. There was too much lightning to risk it at that time, so I just let the rig soak until the storms calmed down a few hours later.

Then I headed out to the pond.

I always creep up to the pond edge, just in case some critter is out and about. 




That paid off this time because swimming around the GoPro turtle-cam setup was a tiny young Florida Banded Watersnake (Nerodia fasciata pictiventris). It was probably attracted to the schools of Mosquito Fish (Gambusia affinis) that were feeding on the turtle bait.


The tiny noodle of a snake ducked under when it saw me, but immediately circled back ... and then swam under a mat of filamentous algae. 

Hmmm ...

I moved down the bank a few feet in the direction the snake was moving when he submerged. 

I waited.

A few moments later, the algae mat to my left began to stir.
I moved into position, leaned over, and positioned my hand just above the wiggling algae. 

Up he popped!
I swooped in and snatched him up!
Yes!

For the next 15 minutes or so, I filmed the very patient and calm baby snake from all angles.

After that, it was time for him to return to the pond, so I gently let him gracefully swim off into the pond. 

I was so stoked, I haven't even reviewed the GoPro turtle-cam setup yet.
But there is a Baby Water Snake Video below if you want to see him in action.
Just click on the link.
  

Fun Facts About Banded Watersnakes:

  • They are nonvenomous.
  • They have distinct bands, unlike a Water Moccassin.
  • They have a round eye pupil, unlike a Water Moccassin.
  • They eat a variety of aquatic prey and forage away from ponds also.
  • Large adults are duskier than babies, but the bands can still be seen!
  • If threatened they will coil and flatten their head in what looks like Water Moccassin mimicry.
  • They get big and thick.


Sunday, March 28, 2021

I Went Back: A Year of Pandemic Teaching.

 

In a previous post, I was questioning whether I should return to the classroom (which I dearly love) in a pandemic and in a county with no mask mandate.
Here's how it went...


My classroom whiteboard March 2020

On March 1, 2020, Florida announced its first case of Covid-19. As a science teacher, I saw that news as an opportunity for a real-life lesson in exponential growth and began tracking daily cases on the board in my classroom.

By the end of March, we were shut down statewide ... the kids went home for Spring Break and never came back. ... until August.

School districts across the state scrambled for solutions to the new reality. How do we teach kids in this last Quarter before Summer?

Wealthy urban counties spent money and added to their already substantial educational technology base. 

Less wealthy (that's a nice way of saying poor) rural counties not only lacked an adequate school technology base, but a huge percentage of our kids have little or no tech at home. 

Even if they do, our county is the size of the state of Rhode Island and almost completely rural. For many of our residents, there is no reliable internet where they live. (That is true for teachers too ... at least for me) So we had to adjust and do it quickly.

Most of our kids are free and reduced meal qualified too. Suddenly we had to create a food AND educational delivery system.

Our county's emergency solution for that final quarter of the 2019-2020 school year was "PACKETS".


In the packet system, each teacher produced a week's worth of assignments that could be done without the internet. These packets and a week's worth of packaged free meals went out also. Buses loaded with food and lesson packets headed out to drop off food and lessons along the bus driver's usual route. 

The kids and parents met us at the bus stops and we exchanged supplies and assignments.

We did that until Summer Break at the end of May. There was none of the usual EOC (End Of Course exams) and standardized testing in the 4th Quarter. 

Overall, the packets were an educational flop. For a lot of reasons, which I won't go into here. 

Summers end as they always do. 

Before we knew it, August arrived and we were back... Not back to packets or some high-tech vision of the online home school.

We were back in the classroom with 3 options for our students. 

1) Traditional classroom learning but socially distanced as much as possible. NO MASK MANDATE FOR STUDENTS OR STAFF.  

(note: I wore a mask from day 1 and still do at work, even though I am now vaccinated. The vaccine protects me from illness but doesn't mean I can't spread the virus. Also, for most of this school year, I wasn't vaccinated and the safety of my frontline Covid nurse wife was a high priority.

2) A "Hybrid" System where the student received most of their education online but had the option to come to class as needed.

3) Total Online at home using online platforms like Google Classroom and Google Meets so the teacher could deliver classroom content to the student in their home.

As a teacher, you had to cover all 3 of these bases with every lesson plan ...2 of which required decent internet access at home. Which we knew was not the truth on the ground. 

Note: One reality of teaching at small rural schools is teachers have far more "preps" or subjects to teach in your day. I know teachers at large urban schools who teach only one subject all day.  I teach 6 different science subjects each day. This is what rural teachers do around the country in small counties.

The first semester, from August to Christmas break was marked by teachers stressing over covering all the bases listed above, kids stressing over poor or nonexistent internet, and frequent rolling quarantine absences.   (Again... no county mask mandate)

Quarantines tended to last about 7-10 days and lots of my students were quarantined multiple times.  

These repeated quarantines occurred at other schools in the county also.

A typical situation would be waiting at my classroom door for a Biology class to show up and 3 kids would walk into the room.

"It's just us Mr.P, they all got quarantined."  That was repeated over and over during this school year.

or

"Hey, Mr. P, they're walking around with the Stick again, get ready for another quarantine."

The "Stick" is a 6-foot long stick used to quickly check for the social distancing of desks during contact tracing. This is a necessary, but time-consuming tactic in fighting Covid.

After Christmas break, responding to feedback from the schools, the county changed the plans from three options to two.

1) Full time in the classroom as normal.

2) Full-time online education via a program that is a self-contained program, not reliant on the classroom teacher.

That was a great relief.

Most students chose the classroom option.

Still no change in the mask situation though, so the absences due to quarantine returned.

I did some absentee number crunching just for my classes as the 3rd term ended.

One thing to understand about our school, before we look at the numbers is that Cedar Key School is the smallest true public school in the state of Florida. The town of Cedar Key is a geographically isolated island community. 

 The school is pre-K through 12, our student population is around 260, and 72% of our kids are classified as "economically disadvantaged".

I share that so when you see my class sizes, the small numbers will make sense.

For my 8th graders (2 classes of about 9 each), the class average number of days absent was 14. The 8th grade has the lowest numbers... probably because they are too young to drive, which reduces the amount of out-of-school "hanging out together" they can do. 

Between the two 8th grade classes, 5 were out more than 20 days and with the highest being 31 days and 26 days.

The average absences for my 2 biology classes (10th grade) were 23 days.

Marine Science (11th grade) the average similar at 22 days.  In those 3 classes, the most days missed were 48, 41, and 49.  

In those 3 classes, 24 kids had more than 20 days absent.

In my Environmental Science class at the end of the day, the average number of days absent was 28. This tiny class has only 8 kids in it. 

Six of those kids had more than 20 days out.  The student with the highest number of days absent hit 47 days out.

All of these numbers are as of March 9, 2021. 

Yes, we have had actual kids and staff at school sick with Covid. The absentee numbers are a mix of normal events, illness, and of course frequent quarantines.

I expect we will see more rolling quarantines in the near future. We are currently on Spring Break. 

My wife and her staff at the Health Department administered over 11,400 Covid vaccine doses as of this posting and they have vaccination events weekly based on their allocation. Also, local providers are vaccinating folks.

That makes me very optimistic for a far more normal 2021-2022 school year. 

We still have a full quarter to go before the Summer break.










Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Pond Cam ...With Turtles...Lots of Turtles!

     A few days ago I gathered a few old chicken wings that I had tossed into the freezer for a future project. 
I also grabbed a crab trap bait cannister, a large plastic stake, an iron rod, some wire, and my Caden photographer's backpack full of GoPro cameras and gear.
     Then it was off to our pond to conduct a "stake out" video...
At the pond, I waded out to about knee-deep and pushed the plastic stake into the sandy pond bottom.
     I then used the wire to tie the bait cannisters and a couple of chicken wings to the stake. 
     When that was complete, I pushed the metal spike into the bottom and clipped my GoPro Hero 5 to that. 
After ensuring that the chicken wing setup filled the viewfinder, I hit record and left.
     After an hour I walked back down to the pond, switched out the now dead battery for a fresh one, hit record again and left.
     Later I gathered it all up, and this is what I found!


Monday, July 13, 2020

I'M A PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHER, MY WIFE IS A PUBLIC HEALTH NURSE, ...DO I GO BACK TO SCHOOL THIS YEAR?




I am a public school science teacher.
I am 62 years old.
I have taught for 32 years.
I LOVE TEACHING.
I may not return to the classroom...it's difficult to write that.

For half of my life, I've taught science in rural Levy County, Florida. The last 10 years have been spent teaching on an island in the Gulf of Mexico... that's right, an island in the Gulf.
I love my work and my students and have (had?) planned to keep teaching for at least another 5 years.

The Covid-19 Pandemic and the state and county response to it has me questioning that plan.  Infections are skyrocketing here in Florida, something completely predictable back in May when the state began reopening after a brief shutdown.

Yesterday, Sunday, July 12, over 15,000 new cases were reported in Florida. The Florida 7-day average Covid-19  positive rate is just under 20% (JohnsHopkins,5am,7.13.20)

(Florida Dept of Health,7.13.20)
So it seems absurd to even consider traditional "kids in seats" school to this science guy... 
Our county, like many,  is offering 3 options and parents are being surveyed at this time as to their choice.

A. Traditional in the classroom with extra sanitation and prevention procedures.

B. Blended, mostly virtual with a weekly mandatory "in-person" session.

C.Virtual, fully online at home.

Here are some concerns:

1) Our schools do NOT start in the Fall. They start in the Summer, specifically August 10... 28 days from today. We will still be deep in this pandemic at that time.

2) Masks are optional, not mandatory. This is the simplest effective strategy for Covid-19 prevention. We already mandate vaccinations and shoes for students attending school. Both of those are safety rules. Masks are even mandatory in the military, which is full of young, fit people. 
Not mandating them reeks of politics, not science.

3) We really don't know how young children will be affected, even if the conventional wisdom says they are less at risk.
In most of the country, they've been out of school since the spring when infections were low. 
They have in effect, been out of the mix at home. That ends August 10, for parents who chose the traditional classroom track.

4) Kids infecting older family members at home. I volunteered with our school's food delivery program during the spring shut down and it was often grandma or grandpa that came to the bus to pick up food. Multigenerational families are common in our county.

5) I saved this one for last because it is the most important concern for me. My wife is a public health nursing director. Every day, she is on the frontlines of the Covid-19 fight with her team testing and contact tracing.

She and her team ALWAYS wear full Personal Protective Equipment (PPE)  when they are testing and contacting the public. Since April, I've hardly seen her. She works late into the night and weekends trying to contain this disease.

She is tested frequently and so far those safety protocols at the Health Department seem to work. 

Without giving out her personal medical information, let's just say she falls into the "at-risk" population due to several health issues.  

Except for my age, I don't. 

The concern that keeps me worried about going back into a classroom situation is this:

When school starts I will become the weak link in her circle of protection. 

Professionally, she is doing everything right to prevent infection, and we both wear masks in public, but not at home.

What if I bring the virus home from school and infect her? 
What cruel irony that would be.

The optimist in me thinks we may have some type of vaccine by late spring. 

I'm not advocating for no school until then, but it should all be virtual, at least for the first semester, and then we assess the situation and proceed according to the data at that time.

Lastly, I am a parent of 3 wonderful kids who are all grown now.
If they were school age, I would not choose the classroom option that Levy County is offering. We would be virtual or maybe blended depending on the details of that one.

Stay safe everyone. I'll get back to some nature posts here on Pure Florida soon.
I just needed to get this off my chest.

Tuesday, December 31, 2019

A Long Post With No Pictures About A Very Long and Weird Ride Home.

5:00 PM, St. Augustine, FL…
I start the big F-250 and back down the driveway of my parent’s home, keeping an eye on the tied down metal structure filling the truck bed. It quivers and shakes as the truck rolls out onto the street.
I had spent most of the day salvaging a small, 4 x 6-foot greenhouse frame from my brother’s house. I thought that would be an easy job… the frame is pretty lightweight after all. What I had not counted on were the tree roots that had grown over the bottom frame pieces, effectively tying it to the Earth. 
It had taken most of the afternoon to wrench it from the nearby trees embrace, but at last, it was secured to the truck bed and I was heading home.
As I accelerated onto the highway, the rusty, battered old greenhouse frame swayed with each lane change and turn. Before long, a piece of side frame snapped and dangled in the wind. Ugh, this was going to be a long ride.
Little did I know …

The ride home normally takes a little over 2 hours. I passed through tiny communities like Spuds, Elkton, and Hastings, and then over the mighty St Johns River and into Palatka.
Traffic was light and in no time I was beyond Palatka, heading west on State Road 100.
State Road 100 is a 2-lane rural highway and the scenery is mostly pine trees … pine trees in the dark at this point in the day.
I tuned into NPR, set the cruise on moderately fast, but not fast enough to destroy the flimsy greenhouse in the truck bed, and settled in for the long haul. Except for the worrisome greenhouse frame, this was all part of the normal drive home routine.

That “routine” would come to a full stop a few minutes outside Palatka.

A “clank” from behind me made me glance into the rearview mirror just in time to see a piece of greenhouse frame break free and drop into the truck bed.
"Well great..."

I looked forward again just in time to see three cars ahead of me doing a simultaneous, seemingly choreographed movement. 

One went left, while another went right, and a third went straight ahead. All of them pulled off the road … and one of them went into a ditch. I realized at that moment that I had looked forward from the rearview mirror just in time to see the immediate after-effects of a collision!

All 3 cars were stopped, and no one was getting out.

By now I was on the scene. I slowed, crept past the farthest car, and pulled over. I got out and went to the first car, a black car with dark windows that were up. 
I rapped on the window and shouted, “Are you okay?” Through the dark glass, a head nodded yes. The window stayed up.

I left car number one and headed to car number 2,... the ditch car. The front was heavily damaged and steam was billowing out from the crumpled hood. As I approached, doors opened and a young boy and an older woman stepped out. She seemed shaken and a little unsteady.

“Are you okay? The boy nodded yes and the woman did the same, but added, “I’m so sorry.” She had called 911. I left them and crossed the highway to the third car.

Traffic continued to whiz by and no other vehicle stopped during this time.

As I crossed the road, I could hear weeping coming from the open driver side window. The back of the car was crunched pretty badly.
Even though I had not witnessed the actual collision, it was easy to piece the chain of events together through the damage to each car. I’m pretty sure that the older woman struck the rear of the car I was now approaching, which then struck the first car I had contacted.

In the third car, a very pregnant young woman sat behind the wheel crying. Her husband was on the phone, calmly relaying information about her to what I assumed was the 911 operator or EMS. (He was busy, but nodded yes when I asked if they had called 911).

I asked if they were okay, and she looked at me with anguish on her face and weeping, said, “I’m pregnant with twins.”  Feeling especially helpless at that point, and knowing they were in phone contact with a medical professional, I went back across the street to check on the older woman who was on her phone and leaning against the car. The middle school age boy said, “We’re okay” and thanked me.

Far down the long straight road, I could see emergency lights on their way, as I walked back towards my truck. At the dark first car, the passenger, a tall woman,  was standing next to the car. I couldn’t see the driver, but she said they were okay. She asked about the other folks and I filled her in briefly. 

As I drove away, I replayed the events in my mind. I know I was right to stop, even though not another car did while I was there. I felt pretty helpless every time I thought about that pregnant mom to be.
I could not get her anguished face out of my head and knew my wife, Liz, the 30+ year experienced nurse would have known exactly what to do and say to soothe her.  

My skill set is limited to CPR and basic first aid, but everyone appeared to have no obvious outer injuries, so that wasn't needed.

My brain kept playing it all back as I drove and after a while, the drive returned back to normal … almost routine.

I passed through Florahome, Putnam Hall, and Melrose in short order. It was dark now and the occasional street light showed me that the greenhouse was still there behind me.

I slipped through Gainesville pretty efficiently and was now more than halfway home and heading west on State Road 26. 
Then, suddenly, somewhere between Newberry and Trenton, “Routine” took another hiatus. My phone rang. It was Liz.
“Hey, where are you?” she asked.
“Just west of Newberry”
“Can you help me with something on the way home?”

She explained that a friend of ours had called her, distraught over news she had just received.
Their adopted “farm dog” had been struck and was dead in a ditch just outside the farm where it lived. The farm is a few miles away from our friend’s homestead and age and health issues prevented either one of the owners from recovering the dog.
The thought of their beloved dog lying dead in a ditch was heartbreaking for them… could we help?

“Can you help me do this?, I know you worked all day at your brothers”

So, true confession … I let out a huge sigh... before saying, “Yes, give me directions, … and bring a shovel and that Ryobi battery-powered work light. I have heavyweight extra large plastic bags in the truck.” 

I got to the farm first and slowed to search for the poor dog. She was easy to spot, a big black lump in the green grass by the road. When Liz arrived, we bagged the dog and did a team lift up into the bed of the truck.

At the couple’s home, Liz sat inside with the distraught owners while I drove across the property to a spot the owner had chosen. In the dark, under a spreading Live Oak, I set the work light up and began to dig in the circle of light it cast.

As I lifted each shovel of dirt, I thought about the strange events of this very long drive home.
Weirdly, I had thought a wobbly old greenhouse trying to blow apart in the truck bed would be the night’s challenge. Boy was I wrong…

I widened and deepened the grave until it was a good 4 feet deep and big enough for this good old dog. I didn’t know her, but I know she was loved by the 2 people crying in the house behind me.  With the hole dug, I lowered her gently into the ground and refilled the grave. 

I smoothed the fresh dirt into a neat mound and said not a prayer, but one last, “Good Girl”... and then the task was done. 
At that moment, it seemed like every dog in the neighborhood began to howl.  The sound started slowly, more dogs joined in, it rose, and then faded away.

I leaned against the shovel, mouth wide open … Dogs, how do they know?

I tossed the shovel into the back of the truck and the light on to the seat. I texted Liz that I’m done and heading out. She says she’s staying to chat with the couple a little longer as they are still upset.

So again, I am driving home, but this time I’m only about 15 miles away and seriously, what else could happen in the next 15 minutes or so?

… and then my phone rings. It’s Liz.

“Did I leave my keys in the truck?”
“I don’t think so, you really weren’t in the truck.”
I pull over under a street light in Chiefland and rummage around for her big pink key ring.
No luck. 
I call her back. She hasn’t found them either.




I turn the truck around and head back, 6 miles to the couple’s home. We both look through the van but fail to find the keys. 
“They’ll turn up tomorrow,” I say as I pull my van key off my key ring. 
“See you at the house.”

This time, I actually make it to my own driveway before the phone rings.
Oh hell no …

It’s Liz, and she sounds happy.
“Guess what!” she says.
“I’m afraid to,” I reply.

“ I went through McDonald’s to get an ice tea and the drive-through girl said, “Hey lady, your keys are on the car hood!”

“Well, we didn’t look there,” I say as I open the house door.

Bear is there to greet me with a shoe in his mouth, his tail wagging so vigorously that his sister Coquina is squinting as he whacks her face over and over. I get down on the floor and hug both of them tightly.  I can feel routine seeping back into my body.

Home at last.